yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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