Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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