Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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