dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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