xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
the room spins SO much faster in panama
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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