I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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