dude i'm inner monologue high
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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