Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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