Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I forget how to act sober
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