im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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