There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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