That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Alive.
So much puke
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
