i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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