whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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