these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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