But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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