Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't deserve a penis
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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