from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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