Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
17 year olds will be the death of me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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