it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
cat food counts as protein by the way
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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