how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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