this beer tastes like vomit already
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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