Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I did not marry a roomba.
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