Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He kissed a someone with a penis
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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