just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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