That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
