3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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