Me too!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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