why didn't you poke me back
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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