I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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