im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups