that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.