there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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