he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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