After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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