I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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