At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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