I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
