i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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