What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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