She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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