I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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