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• (253): View more from Washington

  The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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• (714): View more from California

  he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.

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  You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried

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• (518): View more from New York

  you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"

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  She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?

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