accomplished twins. life is a go
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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