the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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