found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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