fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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