i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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