this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
