i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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