Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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