Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it was like eating out sand paper
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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