Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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